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fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

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hiddlesneezes:

tennowman:

lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks:

mahimahi713:

lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks:

mahimahi713:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

UM. I WOULD NOT BE INTERESTED IN THE STABBY STABBING OF PEOPLE, BUT RATHER WHAT IT IS BEING USED FOR IN THE GIF. FOR THE SLICEY SLICEY AND TOASTY TOASTY OF A LOAF OF BREAD AT THE SAME DAMN TIME.

it’s a baby lightsaber

CAN I USE IT AS A DILDO?

I would not recommend it

There are four types of people on here…
Let’s stab someone
slicey slicey and toasty toasty
Let’s have a baby light saber duell
Let’s fuck a the light saber

hiddlesneezes:

tennowman:

lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks:

mahimahi713:

lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks:

mahimahi713:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

UM. I WOULD NOT BE INTERESTED IN THE STABBY STABBING OF PEOPLE, BUT RATHER WHAT IT IS BEING USED FOR IN THE GIF. FOR THE SLICEY SLICEY AND TOASTY TOASTY OF A LOAF OF BREAD AT THE SAME DAMN TIME.

it’s a baby lightsaber

CAN I USE IT AS A DILDO?

I would not recommend it

There are four types of people on here…

  1. Let’s stab someone
  2. slicey slicey and toasty toasty
  3. Let’s have a baby light saber duell
  4. Let’s fuck a the light saber

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theravennest:

rizaoftheowls:

hugh-danced-the-dancy:

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.

clearly you never tried to write a word document in the 90s

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